Jackie sends her son to pacifier rehab, breaks down red carpet looks, pop culture happenings and has an existential life changing trip to Costco! Thank you for supporting my sponsors! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month GDEFY: Enjoy a special summer offer at www.gdefy.com and get $20 off your order of $100 or more with code Bible Happy Mammoth: For a limited time, you can get 15% off on your entire first order at www.happymammoth.com with the code JACKIE at checkout Naked Wines: To get 6 bottles of wine for $39.99 and join the Naked Wines community, head to www.NakedWines.com/bible  Noom: Sign up for your trial today at www.Noom.com Squarespace: Save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain with code BIBLE at www.Squarespace.com/BIBLE 

Jackie goes over a very detailed account of people, places and bizarre things that give her rosacea and make her irrationally angry. She also goes through the Goop Gift Guide and will change your entire perspective on frosted lip gloss.  

Jackie discusses recent pop culture happenings like Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's relationship, Jennifer Lopez post divorce trail blazing and some toxic suburban altercations! Thank you for supporting my sponsors! Home Chef: For a limited time get 18 free meals plus free dessert for life at www.HomeChef.com/BIBLE  GDEFY: Get $20 off your order of $100 or more with code "Bible" at www.GDEFY.com Happy Mammoth: Use code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off your first order at www.HappyMammoth.com  Ritual: Get 25% off your first month for a limited time at www.Ritual.com/BIBLE  Squarespace: Save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain with code BIBLE at www.squarespace.com/BIBLE  Noom: Sign up for your trial today at www.Noom.com

Jackie sits down with Alexis Neiers Haines to talk about going to high school together, the "Bling Ring" fiasco and the triumph of getting your SH*T together! And so it is!

Jackie reminisces on childhood catfishing, chili dog psychology and more people, places and things she hates in honor of Labor Day!! Thank you for supporting my sponsors! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp: Visit www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month GDEFY Shoes: Enjoy a special summer offer of $20 off your order of $100 or more with code "Bible" at www.gdefy.com  Happy Mammoth: Visit www.happymammoth.com and use the code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off your entire first order Honeylove: Get 20% off and treat yourself to the best bras on the market at www.honeylove.com/Bible  Little Spoon: Use code BIBLE at checkout for 30% off your first order at www.LittleSpoon.com/BIBLE  Nutrafol: Get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping when you enter the promo code BIBLE at www.Nutrafol.com  Posh Peanut: Get 20% off your first order with promo code BIBLE at www.PoshPeanut.com/BIBLE 

Jackie answers calls from her new BITCH BIBLE HOTLINE and gives listeners the brutal advice they so desperately need. 

Jackie has an out of body experience in a public restroom, attempts to cancel Balenciaga and psychoanalyzes the correlation between Bennifer home decor choices and the downfall of their relationship.Thanks for Supporting my sponsors!Addyi: You can talk to your doctor about Addyi or have an online telehealth appointment at www.addyi.com GDefy: Enjoy a special summer offer of $20 off your order of $100 or more with code "Bible" at www.gdefy.comNoom: Sign up for your trial today at www.noom.comOne Skin: Use code BIBLE for 15% off at www.oneskin.co Squarespace: Save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain with code BIBLE at www.squarespace.com/BIBLE 

Jackie and Morgan Stewart have the ultimate full throttle bitch sesh. They discuss the Oscars (boring), trade Gone Girl stories and like 459 other tangents!

As a gift to herself, Jackie discusses people, places and things she irrationally hates for over an hour.Thank you for supporting my sponsors!Addyi: You can talk to your doctor about Addyi or have an online telehealth appointment at www.addyi.comCBDistillery: Use code BITCHBIBLE for 20% off at www.CBDistillery.com GDefy: Enjoy a special summer offer of $20 off your order of $100 or more with code "Bible" at www.gdefy.com Mixhers: Use promo code BITCHBIBLE at checkout for an additional 10% off your order at www.MixHers.com/BITCHBIBLE Noom: Sign up for your trial today at www.Noom.com Nutrafol: Get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping when you enter the promo code BIBLE at www.Nutrafol.com Pretty Litter: Save 20% on your first order and get a free cat toy at www.PrettyLitter.com/bible 

Jackie enters a stream of consciousness solo. She recaps all of her "stories" imparts some misguided wisdom and answers listener emails!

Jackie deep dives "It Ends with Us" drama, gets into her baby's first parking lot altercation and condemns Kanye West! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Addyi: You can talk to your doctor about Addyi or have an online telehealth appointment at www.addyi.com   This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.betterhelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month Honeylove: Get 20% off and treat yourself to the best bras on the market at www.honeylove.com/BIBLE  Little Spoon: Use code BIBLE at checkout for 30% off your first order at www.littlespoon.com/BIBLE 

Jackie nails her first one on one date with Bachelor Nation's Nick Viall. They talk deal breakers, Bachelor drama, relationships and more!   

Jackie is back from New York with her terroristic son, celebrates Charli XCX's birthday from a distance and psychoanalyzes Blake Lively'spress tour looks. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Addyi: You can talk to your doctor about Addyi or have an online telehealth appointment at www.addyi.com  ARMRA: Receive 15% off your first order at www.TryARMRA.com/BIBLE  Nutrafol: Get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping when you enter the promo code BIBLE at www.Nutrafol.com  Ritual Vitamins: Get 25% off your first month for a limited time at www.Ritual.com/BIBLE  Squarespace: Save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain with code BIBLE at www.Squarespace.com/BIBLE 

Jackie updates listeners on being a bridezilla, no-Chella and her lust for carbohydrates. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp: www.BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE

Jackie has an unexpectedly deep and wholesome conversation with Hannah Berner for some feel good fun at the tail end of Hannah's press tour. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Addyi: You can talk to your doctor about Addyi or have an online telehealth appointment at www.addyi.com  Mixhers: Use promo code BITCHBIBLE ar checkout for an additional 10% off your order at www.MixHers.com/BITCHBIBLE  Noom: Sign up for your trial today, and check out Noom's first ever cookbook, The Noom Kitchen at www.Noom.com  Squarespace: Save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain with code BIBLE at www.Squarespace.com/BIBLE  Farmer's Dog: Get 50% off your first box of food plus free shipping at www.theFarmersDog.com/bible 

Jackie sits down with rising phoenix Countess Luann de Lesseps to deep dive all things Real Housewives, effortless elegance, lesbian trysts and JOVANI. DUH. Cue the Moroccan remix! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Naked Wines: Use code and password BIBLE to get 6 bottles of wine for just $39.99 with shipping included at www.NakedWines.com/BIBLE  Hyatt Vivid Resorts: Designed for travelers seeking casual comforts filled with simple pleasures. Check out grand opening rates at www.HyattVividResorts.com 

Jackie recaps her son's first birthday party, why Shannon Beador is the best housewife of all time and why the alcoholics are ruining Disney World. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Factor: Use code bible50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month at www.factormeals.com/bible50  Little Spoon: Use code BIBLE at checkout for 30% off your first order at www.littlespoon.com/BIBLE  Pretty Litter: Save 20% on your first order and get a free cat toy at www.prettylitter.com/bible  Rosetta Stone: For a very limited time, get Rosetta Stone's Lifetime Membership for 50% off at www.rosettastone.com/BIBLE 

Jackie recaps her live podcast tour, dissects female dynamics, recaps the Oscar's and plans a trip to New Mexico to visit Tupac. 

Jackie is joined by friend Whitney Cummings to discuss psychotic traits, tampon trauma and spread Lyme(s) Disease awareness? Thanks for supporting my sponsors! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.betterhelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month CBDistillery: Use code BITCHBIBLE for 20% off at www.CBDistillery.com  Noom: Sign up for your trial today, and check out Noom’s first ever cookbook, The Noom Kitchen at www.Noom.com Nutrafol: Get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping when you enter the promo code BIBLE at www.Nutrafol.com  Sono Bello: Schedule your FREE consultation today at www.sonobello.com/bible 

Jackie is flying solo this week and delights listeners with stories from her drunken weekend, that time she got abused by a homeless woman and explores the gift of curse of being highly delusional.